I had a ton of fun looking up Ramsey-isms to go in this. Some brilliant quotes were simply too long to add in. Best one: “Fuck off you, you fat, useless, sack of fucking yankee-dankee doodle shite.”
That kills me every time I read it!
Back to bingo – I’ll confess I haven’t played it much – the idea of a room full of women with lucky trolls terrifies me. I assume there are drinking variants but am too lazy to look up the rules (having spent way too long finding the above quote again) so we’ll say do a shot each time you get a line. And maybe a bonus if you get Forrest Gump – like another shot. Yes, I have no imagination.
I’ll be keeping my ears open for another good quote tomorrow night – maybe we’ll do a weekly “best Ramsey-ism”.

